"i'm sorry, you must have the wrong number" you say.

"net, u menya est' pravii nomer".

"what?"

"i have the right number."

"oh. well, uh, what makes you call me?"

"we've booked you a flight to russia and you're leaving in the afternoon. my agents will come and fetch you from your home."

"what?"

"no time to elaborate. just do not resist."